Howdy, weary travelers!

the-eldritch-angel:

*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*

silverscreeny:

broken-horn-of-equius:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

I just found someone sharing this on twitter, so sorry that I don’t have the link but omg

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Girlboss over here gaslighting the gatekeepers.

Fuck the Home Owners Association.

fatsexybitch:

malerfique:

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update  lost 20$ billion

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hiveswap:

neutralangel:

bongjoonheaux:

People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature

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Corpsd

curioscurio:
“violets-are-trans:
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wordsandshadows:

guerrillatech:

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See the chap with glasses and an incredible moustache in the bottom right? that’s Magnus Hirschfeld, the gay Jewish doctor who ran the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft (Institute for Sexual Research) in Berlin. It was largely his books, his research that the Nazis burned.

Everyone else in this photo is a trans person that Dr Hirschfeld worked with. This photo was taken at their christmas party.

computationalcalculator:

jackironsides:

punkrorschach:

portentous-offerings:

thequantumqueer:

bassiter:

sorry but i have one (1) more bttf post

marty mcfly is trans

  • very short
  • social outcast
  • wears layers upon layers, like it’s literally SUCH a transmasc outfit
  • his mom doesn’t approve of his girlfriend for no discernible reason other than that it seems she doesn’t want him to have a girlfriend at all
  • he hangs out almost exclusively with a disgraced scientist with no origin story for how they met………….. maybe doc brown gives him hormones?

#nobody calls him marty the bullies just call him mcfly

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love the concept that a disgraced nuclear scientist just has spare testosterone that he’ll give to a 17 year old

I just assumed that the implication was that a disgraced nuclear physicist went ‘It can’t be that hard to synthesise; it’s only chemistry’ and took on providing Marty’s testosterone supply as a personal hobby

the disgraced nuclear physicist is also trans

spookshowvixens:

I have never wanted a Garlic crusher before but now I feel a mighty need.

onewhoturns:

mockiatoh:

themauvesoul:

Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.

Op genuinely thank you for this

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leftnipsdoodles:

lovehype:

lovehype:

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

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me and the besties going to build a bear

powerful mental image, had to get it out

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krudman:

anderjak:

bravelion96:

nudityandnerdery:

nudityandnerdery:

neenarchive:

neenarchive:

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

Look, I know we don’t want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn’t just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they’re a billionaire.

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Don’t hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

honestly, you’d break his heart if you said you WEREN’T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they’d be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other’s eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.

Morticia Addams cutting the buds off roses, seeing Gomez reading a newspaper looking noticeably sad: Gomez, darling? What's wrong?  Gomez: The poor and downtrodden behead Jeffrey Bezos...  Morticia, now comforting Gomez: Oh, Gomez... You'll get your turn. Perhaps after the Koch brothers...  Gomez: Some people have all the fun...ALT

uwuplasmiusuwu:

uwuplasmiusuwu:

I just remembered my second Pride, where I made different flag themed daisy chain bracelets/necklaces to hand out. I need folks to understand something:

They were free.

They were fucking free.

They were maybe ¢60 of acrylic yarn each at the most, and the whole ziploc bag of them took 2 hours max.

Three people gave me sad eyes until I took their money.

Someone who was clearly the mom friend of their group made me take a $5 and gave a 10 minute pep talk.

At least four more people insisted on getting change to pay for the, once again, free bracelets.

In spite of all these shenanigans, the absolute best was this one person who I can only describe as, “queer surfer dude who looks like a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.” I can remember nothing of the outfit, only the impeccable vibes. I did the same thing I did with everyone else, explaining the bracelets were free, and they nodded along as they took the last 6 strand rainbow bracelet. As soon as they had it on their wrist, they pointed at something over my shoulder and, like a fool, I looked.

Next thing I know, they’re running off cackling, yelling, “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!” and I’m holding a fucking $20. I had to stop at least two people from chasing them, cause they thought the person stole something, and then they tried to give me money cause they thought it was funny seeing me flail over people being Too Nice.

That was the year I got reverse-robbed at Pride. I hope everyone out there is having a good time and, in particular, that queer surfer dude is out there still causing benevolent chaos.

After thinking about it for 15 minutes, I now know where the fuck my gremlin tendencies come from. I was always a little shit, and I always tried to be helpful, but this? This was when 19-year-old me realized that chaotic and good are not mutually exclusive.

The world has not known peace since.