28-year old Cola the cat is set to celebrate a milestone birthday - turning 140 in cat years and being crowned Britain’s oldest cat. Until now a cat called Wadsworth, from Ravensden, Bedfordshire, was thought to hold the crown of Britain’s oldest living feline - after celebrating his 27th birthday this year. But Cola, who was born in in November 1985, trumps him by several months.
this cat is older than me. he’s probably older than you too. just think about that.
i accidentally logged out earlier, came back and
Ryan's cat burglar schemes (x)
I just realized that this is the same guy who managed to sneak a cow into his house without anyone noticing
i’m not 1701% certain, but it COULD even
be the same pair
#what if these girls are a couple #and Jim totally learned that the first week of classes when he hit on one and the other threatened to deck him in the face #and jim laughed and introduced himself properly #but he got to know them throughout the years in starfleet and they catch up every now and then #and he cheered for them when they totally got put on the same ship #and every times he passes them (bc they are ALWAYS together it seems) it’s always ‘hey ladies’ #a running inside joke of theirs (via)
Man, this and the theory that something embarrassing happened to Kirk and that’s why Chapel stays away, fandom is taking this character back.
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But guys, Lindsay is in VS’s now so that means she has the opportunity to face Michael now.
A “Sent” folder.
A notification when someone answers your ask.
A WORKING VIDEO PLAYER
TEXT POSTS NOT CONVERTED TO LINKS WITHOUT CONSENT
Audrey says “fuck your gender roles”
This movie is super underrated.
Audrey is so underrated. How can you not love her?
I have a love-hate relationship with this movie.
On one hand it’s got awesome PoC characters who defy racial and gender stereotypes. It also discusses colonialism and how people tend to destroy indigenous cultures to obtain land and resources (which is why the crew ultimately decided a to pretend they never found Atlantis because they don’t want anyone else to try and destroy the culture).
But on the other hand, the whole plot is that Atlantis needs a white, cishet man to save it from extinction and for some reason he understand their culture and language better than they do.
hEY SCREW YOU OKAY
MILO WAS THE ANTITHESIS OF WHITE SAVIOR
HE WAS A NERDY USELESS LITTLE SHIT WHO WAS COWARDLY UNTIL OTHERS FORCED HIM TO ACT
HIS ONLY STRENGTHS WERE HIS MIND AND HIS ETHICS
HE WAS THE PERFECT DUDE FOR THE JOB AND THE REASON HE KNEW BETTER WAS BECAUSE HE RIGOROUSLY STUDIED TEXTS THAT HAD BEEN LOST OR DESTROYED IN ATLANTIS BECAUSE KIDA’S FATHER INTENTIONALLY LET HIS KINGDOM LAPSE INTO DECAY AND OBSCURITY
DO NOT PULL THAT WHITE SAVIOUR BULLSHIT BECAUSE MILO WAS A DAMN GOOD DUDE
milo’s intentions were never to save Atlantas either he just wanted to find it and he did. The fact that he was able to save him is what brought him closer to Kida and what helped him realize he could do. He really was useless to everyone but the people of Atlantas.
And the greatest part about this movie is the fact that most of the norms were challenged, the hero was a scrawny nerd, the doctor was a huge black dude, the head engineer was a Latina teenager with a sister who was a boxing champ, the pyrotech came from a family that owned flower shops and wanted to continue that business, the lady who came to find milo was not only hot as fuck but turned out to be a badass, against typical hot lady roles in movies, and kida wasn’t a helpless damsel , she was naive, but she lived in an air pocket underground for thousands of years
she still fought for her people, she took on the responsibility of helping them, she acted like a leader, like a ruler, she was brilliant. This movie is sooo under rated it makes me sad
This is possibly the best text I’ve received all day
"It’s like presenting a dog with a sirloin steak and expecting him not to eat it."
I presented my two dogs with an actual sirloin steak, then told them no.
Woofles didn’t even approach it when I set it down, as I hadn’t told him it was okay to do so.
Quinn approached it, completely ready to take it from the plate (as her manners are not yet as good as Woofles’ manners), was told no, and immediately backed off.
When Woofles heard the no, he turned away as well because he knew that steak was not for him to eat.
Notice how they didn’t ‘argue’, didn’t take it anyway, didn’t get aggressive, didn’t beg, or didn’t try to somehow persuade me that they should be able to have it.
They were told no, they backed off.
So, essentially, if you use that analogy to excuse rape, you’re saying you have less self control and fewer basic social manners than my two dogs.
That also probably means you should be neutered and kept on a leash.
life is full of disappointments
It’s 2014. These things shouldn’t happen anymore.
This happened on Supernatural once.
Everything happened on Supernatural once.
Supernatural actually happened on supernatural once.
Actually, Supernatural happened on Supernatural twice. One time as a book series within their universe and one time as the real life tv show in a parallel universe where Misha Collins gets stabbed by an angel.
What the hell is your show even
Not even the fans know but there are alpacas and crying attractive men and angels hating Celine Dion with a vengeful passion so we just go with it
Already reblogged, but the comments keep getting better.
supernatural was on supernatural a third time, with the convention about the books
and a panel on the homoerotic subtext of supernatural
and in Becky’s homoerotic fanfiction of Sam and Dean
And the time Sam beheaded Paris Hilton
my favorite term is “practicing homosexual” like why yes, i am in training to be the best gay ever